~Anyone can bang a good-lookin' chick. Ever fuck a big fat pig?~ h:

Andrew Dice Clay

 

why you hatin?

 

Not hatin, giving advice f00



:rofl:


Seriously, for every 1 chick that says no, another opportunity to meet a better one comes later...

 

What everyone is trying to say is...it's a numbers game. When you get a 'no' don't let it be a big deal cause that's a sign of low self image. They don't feel bad, why should you?

Keep charging forward cause every no is a step closer to the next yes.

 

well put :yes:

 

100% miss pitches not swung at thing works best in this situation.

u better be relinquishing your ultra platinum vcard status soon

 

Tell them you know Eddie, I bet they put out then...

 

if you're friends with her and want things to return to normal quickly, just say ... "oh, I'm sorry ... I was drunk".

That line is like a get out of jail free card.

 

I don't hit on girls, girls hit on me. h:










Most of the time, they are ugly :hs:

 

fat chicks give the best head