Someone missed his cue for a camo cough

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Apr 11, 2007 | 11:00 AM

dom93hatch

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From: Orange, CA

Someone missed his cue for a camo cough

Yesterday I was at the bathroom of the mall nearby. Someone was taking a dump.

What I heard:

*flbtlbththbtlthppp... PLOP*

*cough...sniff sniff*

:rofl: Wrong timing buddy!

Apr 11, 2007 | 11:01 AM

shirley

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From: MI

:rofl:

that would be horribly embarresing.

Apr 11, 2007 | 11:07 AM

dom93hatch

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I should've yelled "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG" but couldn't think of it at the moment

Apr 11, 2007 | 11:09 AM

snitches get stitches

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From: Portland, OR

Quote:

Originally Posted by rebeld

:rofl:

that would be horribly embarresing.

Not really, he was already at the toilet :dunno:

Whats worse is when you accidentally fart when you're laughing hard...not fun

Apr 11, 2007 | 11:10 AM

Draconius

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From: San Diego, CA

I hate when you think you are alone in your office, let one go and immediately someone comes in to talk to you for like 5 minutes...

Apr 11, 2007 | 11:10 AM

snitches get stitches

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From: Portland, OR

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draconius

I hate when you think you are alone in your office, let one go and immediately someone comes in to talk to you for like 5 minutes...

and you just pray they can't smell it, even though its so strong its burning your own nostrils.

Apr 11, 2007 | 11:11 AM

Draconius

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From: San Diego, CA

Quote:

Originally Posted by RB

and you just pray they can't smell it, even though its so strong its burning your own nostrils.

Saying to yourself...please I hope it went under my desk, or absorbed into the chair :rofl:

Apr 11, 2007 | 11:15 AM

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From: in a van down by the rive

maybe he didn't care about covering up, he's just sick.

Apr 11, 2007 | 11:16 AM

v6_accord_jerz

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From: Dirty Jersey

Right before I leave I yell out comments such as::lmfao:

"Is your rectum ok?"
"Check your boxers for shit stains later"
"Shit dude, couldn't you have waited 1 more min?"
"I bet that splashed back didn't it?

Or I just make a fart noise.