Why not just yell out that the bathroom is actually, SPARTAAA!!!

 

Can you spare a square?

 

Cause some HUGE Spartan might knock open the door while i'm pooping. :noes:

 

No sorry. :rofl:

 

A few days ago I was hanging out with a bunch of girls for about 4 hours straight. Worst time to get the farts. I had to hold them all in for that entire time since I couldn't find a time to leave to let them go. My abdomen was hurting for hours after.

 

Too easy.... :no:

 

WTF.....were there any bathrooms where you were? :rofl:

 

this happened to me less than 5 mins ago...worst feeling right next to a root canal

 

Have you ever had a root canal? I had my molar canaled and the procedure did not hurt AT ALL! I was actually laughing throughout the procedure because I wasn't feeling it, and no I was not gassed. I was only lytocained. It is a big misconception that root canal's hurt. It is the root that hurts, not the procedure.

 

look at you, big man