Turd Pocket
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Asshole Pocket
I think I have an asshole pocket.
It always seemed like it took me longer to wipe my ass then it should. A lot of times I would get a couple of wipes in a row that would come out clean and then I would change the angle slightly for one final wipe and it would come out as shitty as my very first wipe. Like it had some how found a magical turd buried in the recesses of my asshole. So this has been like this for a few years now and I have been wondering if I had some sort of asshole pocket where shit was getting trapped on the way out. I have since become very adept at wiping and know all the proper angles to make sure I get all the shit before I exit the bathroom, but I always wondered if I was just making it up or not...well today I think I got my answer. I was just about to stop wiping because I had gotten 2 or 3 clean wipes in a row and I changed up my angle for one final attempt. Well this time I felt something move as I wiped and out fell a pea (from last nights dinner) that was sitting in the asshole pocket. It had a little shit glue on it so it stuck to the toilet paper. Of course when you feel something that size move on what is presumed to be a clean asshole you take a look. And there it was..a pea stuck to the toilet paper. So I think this confirms it. I have provided an illustration encase anyone is confused.
Cliffs: I think I have an asshole pocket
It always seemed like it took me longer to wipe my ass then it should. A lot of times I would get a couple of wipes in a row that would come out clean and then I would change the angle slightly for one final wipe and it would come out as shitty as my very first wipe. Like it had some how found a magical turd buried in the recesses of my asshole. So this has been like this for a few years now and I have been wondering if I had some sort of asshole pocket where shit was getting trapped on the way out. I have since become very adept at wiping and know all the proper angles to make sure I get all the shit before I exit the bathroom, but I always wondered if I was just making it up or not...well today I think I got my answer. I was just about to stop wiping because I had gotten 2 or 3 clean wipes in a row and I changed up my angle for one final attempt. Well this time I felt something move as I wiped and out fell a pea (from last nights dinner) that was sitting in the asshole pocket. It had a little shit glue on it so it stuck to the toilet paper. Of course when you feel something that size move on what is presumed to be a clean asshole you take a look. And there it was..a pea stuck to the toilet paper. So I think this confirms it. I have provided an illustration encase anyone is confused.
Cliffs: I think I have an asshole pocket
Last edited by LABARINTH; Feb 13, 2007 at 05:52 AM.
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would that be your solution?
I probably should. I remember I was eating the peas pretty quick. I wasn't aware I swallowed any whole....but I guess I did.
I probably should. I remember I was eating the peas pretty quick. I wasn't aware I swallowed any whole....but I guess I did.
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From the sounds of it, you need more fiber in your diet to start. More fiber equals less tarry turd that requires lots of wiping. :shrug: maybe chew your food better? Whole peas coming out the back end, sounds like you're swallowing everything whole.
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I get plenty of fiber normally. Yesterday wasn't a typical day. And I was in a hurry when I was eating (which also isn't typical).