I think I have an asshole pocket.

It always seemed like it took me longer to wipe my ass then it should. A lot of times I would get a couple of wipes in a row that would come out clean and then I would change the angle slightly for one final wipe and it would come out as shitty as my very first wipe. Like it had some how found a magical turd buried in the recesses of my asshole. So this has been like this for a few years now and I have been wondering if I had some sort of asshole pocket where shit was getting trapped on the way out. I have since become very adept at wiping and know all the proper angles to make sure I get all the shit before I exit the bathroom, but I always wondered if I was just making it up or not...well today I think I got my answer. I was just about to stop wiping because I had gotten 2 or 3 clean wipes in a row and I changed up my angle for one final attempt. Well this time I felt something move as I wiped and out fell a pea (from last nights dinner) that was sitting in the asshole pocket. It had a little shit glue on it so it stuck to the toilet paper. Of course when you feel something that size move on what is presumed to be a clean asshole you take a look. And there it was..a pea stuck to the toilet paper. So I think this confirms it. I have provided an illustration encase anyone is confused.



Cliffs: I think I have an asshole pocket