your favorite office space quotes
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your favorite office space quotes
it was on comedy central last night. classic movie. 
"you are a very bad person peter"
"i'd like to show her my O face."
"i believe you have my thapeler"
"you are a very bad person peter"
"i'd like to show her my O face."
"i believe you have my thapeler"
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From: Diego
peter
so true
It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing, I have eight different bosses right now. Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.
snitches get stitches
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From: Portland, OR
"Yes, I am also not a pussy."
"PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?"
"There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys."
"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... "
"PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?"
"There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys."
"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... "
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From: Westside til I die
"Naga-nagana...Not gonna work here anymore, anyways!"
"Hey Bob, Bob."
"No, you're talking about the jar. I'm talking about the tray, the pennies for everybody."
"Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison"
"It's a Jump To Conclusions mat! You pick a conclusion, and you JUMP to it!"
"If you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair like your pretty boy Brian over there!!! Why not just make the minimum 37 pieces?"
"Fuckin a man"
"Hey Bob, Bob."
"No, you're talking about the jar. I'm talking about the tray, the pennies for everybody."
"Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison"
"It's a Jump To Conclusions mat! You pick a conclusion, and you JUMP to it!"
"If you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair like your pretty boy Brian over there!!! Why not just make the minimum 37 pieces?"
"Fuckin a man"
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