back up in your ass with the resurrection.

 

I'm pretty sure the whole movie is my favorite quote. I might have to watch it tonight after 24 :drool:

 

"So, we notice you've been missing a lot of work lately?"

"Oh, I wouldn't say I've been missing it!"

Peter ... "When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"
Lawrence ... "Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man."

 

"Any one ever tell you 'It sounds like you've got a case of the Mondays?'"

"No man...no."

 

"hey! peter man, turn to channel 9 its the boob exam!"

 

Because everybody wants to be a gangsta :cool

 

"Cockgobblers!"
"I even told those fudge packers that I liked Micheal Bolton's music."
"I'm a free man and I haven't a conjugal visit in 6 months."
"I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are looking up money laundering in the dictionary."

 

:rofl: qft

 

"Corporate accounts payable, Mina speaking. Just a mo-ment...
Corporate accounts payable, Mina speaking. Just a mo-ment...
Corporate accounts payable, Mina speaking. Just a mo-ment..."

 

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...