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Jan 19, 2007 | 08:17 PM

#31

ShaolinLueb

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From: Holyoke, MA

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Originally Posted by zma21

You're 18. Your current girlfriend won't last much longer anyway so why not have some fun while you're still young and stupid?

best advice yet.

Jan 19, 2007 | 08:52 PM

#32

dubcac

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From: Westside til I die

You're not gonna cheat. You're not gonna break up with your gf. You're not gonna do shit. I don't see the need for this thread.

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Jan 19, 2007 | 09:18 PM

#33

project_hatch

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From: Upstate NY

Quote:

Originally Posted by dubcac

You're not gonna cheat. You're not gonna break up with your gf. You're not gonna do shit. I don't see the need for this thread.

o:

true. if he wasn't thinking about hitting it there'd be no need for HAN advice

Jan 20, 2007 | 12:04 AM

#34

airon

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well if shes all over your nuts tell her you would think about it if she showed you her tits, or better yet took pics and emailed them to you. dont you know the 3 p's by now?

pics
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Jan 20, 2007 | 02:20 AM

#35

DarkStarr

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Shake n Bake!

Joined: Feb 2006

Posts: 11,794

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From: Pittsburgh, PA

I fail, she called off this weekend, and Id have to wait till next weekend to get any pics unless I went in during the night hours wednesday..

and the question wasnt "should I cheat or not" it was "how do I get it through her head that Im not dumping my girl?" argh. I hate girls

Jan 20, 2007 | 02:32 AM

#36

DarkStarr

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Shake n Bake!

Joined: Feb 2006

Posts: 11,794

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From: Pittsburgh, PA

Im bored so...

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Originally Posted by spankaveli

hit it, pull a houdini and run. :dunno:

:dunno:

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Originally Posted by Thecargoddess

Tell her you like your girl cuz she doesn't bitch about the crabs- that should get her to leave ya alone. Make sure you scratch your crotch when you say it.

Haha, sounds like fun!

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Originally Posted by dE.fUsEd

fuck her in the back room.

:dunno: Nah...

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Originally Posted by DarkSideAccord

a quickie? :dunno:

:dunno: How quick?

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Originally Posted by spankaveli

if she pulls the no cheating line, you could say "my mom always said it's not cheating if it's with a slut."

:dunno: Thats awesome, never heard that before

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Originally Posted by Brar

but guys that would be cheating

:dunno: Yesh

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Originally Posted by clickwir

tell her you lost the gr
get some hot bangs in
when tired of her, get all weird so she leaves
???
pics!

:dunno:

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

pee in her butt

:goodjob:

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Originally Posted by Lueb

pull out your dick and ask her to suck it. that will get her out.

:dunno:

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Originally Posted by Brar

because it's so small?

:dunno:

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Originally Posted by Black2KGSR

what's EnP?

Eat n Park

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Originally Posted by Lueb

nah she wont be expecting it. she'll be like what? "and you say "touch it, it gets bigger!"

:dunno:

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Originally Posted by jchoi

post up pics please

I fail.

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

Yeah but what happens when she finds out you are lying?

:dunno:

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Originally Posted by Lueb

well mine gets bigger when women touch it.

:dunno:

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Originally Posted by Jani

uhh :ugh:

:dunno:

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Originally Posted by Skelly_GSR

Eat N Park

:wavey:

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Originally Posted by Lueb

worst redo ever!!!

i mean

:dunno:

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Originally Posted by Jani

:dunno:

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Originally Posted by Lueb

hahahaha nice jani.

:dunno:

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Originally Posted by jchoi

lame

:dunno:

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Originally Posted by Lueb

fuck you choi!!! lol

:dunno:

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Originally Posted by spankaveli

shouldn't you park then eat?

:dunno: Always confused me...

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Originally Posted by AP2

Well if you made the effort of telling all of us, of course you want to hook up with her

Actually, I asked how I can get it through her head that Im NOT hooking up with her.

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Originally Posted by Lueb

send her to one of us. mwuahahahahaha

Gimme pics/address

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Originally Posted by 2001TEGGSR

:werd: Busted! Soo true though...

:nono:

Just hit it, split it, n quit it.

:uhhok:

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Originally Posted by Lueb

so what if you cheat. are you in different area code?

Whats the area code have to do with anything?

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Originally Posted by zma21

You're 18. Your current girlfriend won't last much longer anyway so why not have some fun while you're still young and stupid?

I'll bet I prove you wrong

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lueb

best advice yet.

:ghey:

Quote:

Originally Posted by dubcac

You're not gonna cheat. You're not gonna break up with your gf. You're not gonna do shit. I don't see the need for this thread.

o:

You missed the point of this thread

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Originally Posted by project_hatch

true. if he wasn't thinking about hitting it there'd be no need for HAN advice

Same

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Originally Posted by airon

well if shes all over your nuts tell her you would think about it if she showed you her tits, or better yet took pics and emailed them to you. dont you know the 3 p's by now?

pics
post
profit

I fail..

Jan 20, 2007 | 02:49 AM

#37

spanky

I go duffy on dem bitches

Joined: Mar 2001

Posts: 28,248

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From: Gonzales, Louisiana

if you use :dunno: again, you're banned.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=houdini

Jan 20, 2007 | 02:58 AM

#38

2001TEGGSR

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From: Texas

I think a spiderman would be funnier. I :dunno: though.

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Jan 20, 2007 | 04:11 AM

#39

ISP James

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From: Syracuse, NY

x2 on the you're 18 thing.

if you havent already gone to college, or if she hasnt, let me tell you how it works.

week 1. pic of s/o is front and center among all other items. "yeah i have a s/o"

week 2. pic is still out but now moved to back of dresser top, behind things like shampoo, empty beer bottles, candles, etc. ":hsdunno: yeah i sorta have a s/o"

week 3. pic is moved to the inside of the dresser, underneath stuff like undershirts and socks "s/o? what are you talking about?"

week