Im bored so...
Originally Posted by
spankaveli
hit it, pull a houdini and run. :dunno:
:dunno:
Originally Posted by
Thecargoddess
Tell her you like your girl cuz she doesn't bitch about the crabs- that should get her to leave ya alone. Make sure you scratch your crotch when you say it.
Haha, sounds like fun!
Originally Posted by
dE.fUsEd
fuck her in the back room.
:dunno: Nah...
Originally Posted by
DarkSideAccord
a quickie? :dunno:
:dunno: How quick?
Originally Posted by
spankaveli
if she pulls the no cheating line, you could say "my mom always said it's not cheating if it's with a slut."
:dunno: Thats awesome, never heard that before
Originally Posted by
Brar
but guys that would be cheating
:dunno: Yesh
Originally Posted by
clickwir
tell her you lost the gr
get some hot bangs in
when tired of her, get all weird so she leaves
???
pics!
:dunno:
Originally Posted by
Nightshade
pee in her butt
:goodjob:
Originally Posted by
Lueb
pull out your dick and ask her to suck it. that will get her out.
:dunno:
Originally Posted by
Brar
because it's so small?
:dunno:
Originally Posted by
Black2KGSR
what's EnP?
Eat n Park
Originally Posted by
Lueb
nah she wont be expecting it. she'll be like what? "and you say "touch it, it gets bigger!"
:dunno:
Originally Posted by
jchoi
post up pics please
I fail.
Originally Posted by
Nightshade
Yeah but what happens when she finds out you are lying?
:dunno:
Originally Posted by
Lueb
well mine gets bigger when women touch it.
:dunno:
Originally Posted by
Jani
uhh :ugh:
:dunno:
Originally Posted by
Skelly_GSR
Eat N Park
:wavey:
Originally Posted by
Lueb
worst redo ever!!!
i mean
:dunno:
Originally Posted by
Jani
.
:dunno:
Originally Posted by
Lueb
hahahaha nice jani.
:dunno:
Originally Posted by
jchoi
lame
:dunno:
Originally Posted by
Lueb
fuck you choi!!! lol
:dunno:
Originally Posted by
spankaveli
shouldn't you park then eat?
:dunno: Always confused me...
Well if you made the effort of telling all of us, of course you want to hook up with her
Actually, I asked how I can get it through her head that Im NOT hooking up with her.
Originally Posted by
Lueb
send her to one of us. mwuahahahahaha
Gimme pics/address
Originally Posted by
2001TEGGSR
:werd: Busted! Soo true though...
:nono:
Just hit it, split it, n quit it.
:uhhok:
Originally Posted by
Lueb
so what if you cheat. are you in different area code?
Whats the area code have to do with anything?
Originally Posted by
zma21
You're 18. Your current girlfriend won't last much longer anyway so why not have some fun while you're still young and stupid?
I'll bet I prove you wrong
Originally Posted by
Lueb
best advice yet.
:ghey:
Originally Posted by
dubcac
You're not gonna cheat. You're not gonna break up with your gf. You're not gonna do shit. I don't see the need for this thread.
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You missed the point of this thread
Originally Posted by
project_hatch
true. if he wasn't thinking about hitting it there'd be no need for HAN advice
Same
Originally Posted by
airon
well if shes all over your nuts tell her you would think about it if she showed you her tits, or better yet took pics and emailed them to you. dont you know the 3 p's by now?
pics
post
profit
I fail..
