I was in Thailand, playing Ping Pong in Ding Dang.
01-09-2007, 02:34 PM
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I was in Thailand, playing Ping Pong in Ding Dang.
I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.
Gosh, Barry, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I would do if somebody shoved a paddle up my ass.
Wasn't the handle. I've been shitting pancakes ever since.
Gosh, Barry, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I would do if somebody shoved a paddle up my ass.
Wasn't the handle. I've been shitting pancakes ever since.
01-09-2007, 02:43 PM
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Don't I know you from somewhere?
I...don't think so...
Yeah I think it was under a bridge...
Oh yeah that might have been me. You might have paid me a dollar to touch my toes then touch my dick.
I...don't think so...
Yeah I think it was under a bridge...
Oh yeah that might have been me. You might have paid me a dollar to touch my toes then touch my dick.