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Old 12-31-2006, 08:07 PM
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We had the race joke thread and I coulden't find a gay joke thread... So I thought I'd make one...

Whats the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it.
Old 12-31-2006, 08:29 PM
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what do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?
a flame thrower
Old 12-31-2006, 09:21 PM
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Hahahaha "nobody gets butt hurt" ahahaha I get it. Good pun.
Old 12-31-2006, 09:47 PM
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How do you increase the seating by three times in a gay bar?







Turn the stools over
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
How do you increase the seating by three times in a gay bar?







Turn the stools over

lol... o shit
Old 12-31-2006, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
How do you increase the seating by three times in a gay bar?







Turn the stools over
hahaha :lmao:
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What do gay horses eat?



HAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hay:
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So this gay couple were having sex one night in the bedroom. At one point on of the guys says to his partner "Hey, I've always wanted to try it in the shower" The other guy says "Okay, I'll go get the lube and you get in the shower. Don't start without me!!"
The one guy goes downstairs to get more lube and when he comes back up and into the bathroom, he sees his partner in the shower, with the shower covered in cum. He gets a little upset and exclaims "Hey! I told you not to start without me!" His partner replies "I didn't! I just farted....."
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Four guys are sitting in a hot tub when a condem floats to the surface. One of the guys says "Who farted"
Old 01-01-2007, 08:45 AM
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All these fart jokes...



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