So this gay couple were having sex one night in the bedroom. At one point on of the guys says to his partner "Hey, I've always wanted to try it in the shower" The other guy says "Okay, I'll go get the lube and you get in the shower. Don't start without me!!"
The one guy goes downstairs to get more lube and when he comes back up and into the bathroom, he sees his partner in the shower, with the shower covered in cum. He gets a little upset and exclaims "Hey! I told you not to start without me!" His partner replies "I didn't! I just farted....."