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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 10:12 AM
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johnny knoxville had it done on jackass
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 10:13 AM
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I want to try it but its that 'shoving a tube in my ass' thing that makes me not do it.
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Biffs_muse
They're gnarlier than an enema but if done right you can shed some weight. All that shit that's left in your colon can't be good for you. I've been meaning to get one but procedure has me a little hesitant. :noes: I'm not sure how fond of the idea of having a tube up my pooper hosing down my insides then vacuuming it all out sounds to me. I guess it lasts a while like up to 45min from what I've heard. But you feel lighter and have more energy afterwards.
I'd get it done but first I have to come up with money for my wisdom teeth surgery, then braces, then I want to save up for lasik surgery for my eyes.

I need to save like $12,000 :happysad:
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 10:17 AM
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i wanna get one done. i bet i have a lot of crap in my colon....no pun intended
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF
I want to try it but its that 'shoving a tube in my ass' thing that makes me not do it.
This man makes a convincing argument.
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by HawtPants
sounds disgusting but necessary. :noes:
Necessary?? How exactly do you figure it is necessary?

People have lived for centuries without finding it necessary to ever have a colonic done, in fact colonics are a fairly new procedure.

So again how exactly is a colonic deemed necessary?
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
Necessary?? How exactly do you figure it is necessary?

People have lived for centuries without finding it necessary to ever have a colonic done, in fact colonics are a fairly new procedure.

So again how exactly is a colonic deemed necessary?
people have lived for years without lasik eye surgery but its necessary. IMO
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF
I want to try it but its that 'shoving a tube in my ass' thing that makes me not do it.
Come on Craig. They only put the tip in :hsugh:
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Pete
Come on Craig. They only put the tip in :hsugh:
HAHAHAH :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Hey Pete, I heard that theres a Marine move that if you punch someone in the back of the leg it makes them shit there pants is this true?
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by F22B Prelude
HAHAHAH :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Hey Pete, I heard that theres a Marine move that if you punch someone in the back of the leg it makes them shit there pants is this true?
Yeah. There's also a move where you karate chop someone to the neck and they barf up their rib cage.



















































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