Today didn't go so well. I'm visiting the parents, so whatever food they have is what I have to work with.

I had eggs for breakfast which went pretty uneventful, and I pretty much skipped lunch. Dinner is where it became interesting.

Seeing as I had no real meals to eat, I tried to make a pumpkin pie. The box said "add eggs and evaporated milk."

I thought to myself: "Now if the milk is evaporated, how do they really know if I added it or not?" So I skipped the milk part and it came out pretty gross.

I fed it to the dogs and they puked it up shortly thereafter.

I decided with that failure under my belt I'd just eat side dishes. I ended up eating a can of baked beans (1 pound) and a container of cottage cheese (1 pound) in about an hours worth of time.

I don't recommend this, as I pooped sloppy joe rather violently just recently.

I'm now about to make some lasagna. Tips are welcome.

Discuss.

 

eat the dog puke

 

I'd say don't make the lasagna and just call it a day.

Your body and family pets are already mad enough at you.

 

you sir, are an idiot.

 

he makes a valid point

 

diets are for women.

 

you should probably stick to lean cuisines and other microwaveable foods.

 

and start watching the view and lifetime.

 

evaporated milk does not mean it is unnecessary. try making cereal

 

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