Today didn't go so well. I'm visiting the parents, so whatever food they have is what I have to work with.

I had eggs for breakfast which went pretty uneventful, and I pretty much skipped lunch. Dinner is where it became interesting.

Seeing as I had no real meals to eat, I tried to make a pumpkin pie. The box said "add eggs and evaporated milk."

I thought to myself: "Now if the milk is evaporated, how do they really know if I added it or not?" So I skipped the milk part and it came out pretty gross.

I fed it to the dogs and they puked it up shortly thereafter.

I decided with that failure under my belt I'd just eat side dishes. I ended up eating a can of baked beans (1 pound) and a container of cottage cheese (1 pound) in about an hours worth of time.

I don't recommend this, as I pooped sloppy joe rather violently just recently.

I'm now about to make some lasagna. Tips are welcome.

Discuss.