Today I had a shit going on and it was rough. I assumed it was a solid so I pushed really hard and just the tip was a solid. After pushing so hard the solid tip flew out of my anus then a barrage of brown slime poured from my ass. I was reading a magazine and I was contemplating finishing the article i was reading when I realized if the wet shit juice dries in my ass hair it will smell awful if my ass gets sweaty so I spent about 20 minutes wiping up the mess.

 

And why didnt you just take a shower?

 

that's really all I can do

 

I remember this one time, it was like 4AM and I was half asleep walking to the bathroom. While in the bathroom with my pants down ready to sit on the toilet, I thought I had to fart, but it wasn't.

I fucking shit all over myself, and all over the tiles. Never do I take such risks anymore.

 

this thread is filled with sig material. only so much room available though. :rofl:

 

I bet it stained the grout in between the tiles.

 

i wipe until my ass is raw. i have a very jacked up looking asshole cuz of this.

 

maybe its all those dicks poking it h:






JK

 

sorry I'm not Canadian.

 

Like Eddie said, I wipe till the toilet paper is clean twice, then I get up and go on my merry way.

One time I ate these bad meatballs from this catering facility that sends food to my job and it gave me the shits for a few days. I mean I was pissing out of my ass literally, the shit was like water. It was such a mess I had to wipe my hip because it had so much thrust into the bowl and splashed everywhere. I then proceeded to shower for a half hour after. h: