Like Eddie said, I wipe till the toilet paper is clean twice, then I get up and go on my merry way.

One time I ate these bad meatballs from this catering facility that sends food to my job and it gave me the shits for a few days. I mean I was pissing out of my ass literally, the shit was like water. It was such a mess I had to wipe my hip because it had so much thrust into the bowl and splashed everywhere. I then proceeded to shower for a half hour after. h: