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Favorite Racial Stereotype One Liner Jokes

Old Nov 20, 2006 | 06:43 PM
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Do not post racial slurs, we don't need that. Just good racial one line jokes about any race.

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Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free :rofl:
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 06:45 PM
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I can see this going to hell and someone whining about it but I guess we will see where it goes.



Why don't Mexicans BBQ?

Beans keep falling through the grill.

Not sure why but I always thought it was funny.
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 06:48 PM
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How do you save a black guy from drowning?
Take my foot off his head.
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 06:48 PM
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What do you get if you cross an octopus with a black guy?
I don't know, but he can sure as hell pick cotton!
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 06:50 PM
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So this Mexican went and bought car insurance.....
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 06:51 PM
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Why isn't aspirin black?

Because it works.
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Black2KGSR
Why isn't aspirin black?

Because it works.
Ohhhhh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 06:55 PM
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What's white and fourteen inches long?


































































Absolutely nothing!
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 06:57 PM
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how do chinese parents name their children?

throw a pan down the stairs, *ching* *chong* *wong*
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 06:58 PM
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Hear about the new Jewish tires?

They stop on a dime and pick it up too.

:run:
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