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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 07:05 PM
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How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 07:07 PM
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Whats a black guys favorite day of the year?

His parole hearing.
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 07:08 PM
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Which holiday cause massive confusion in the ghetto?



Father's Day
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 07:09 PM
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Why do black guys drive with the windows closed?


They think the smell's coming from outside the car.







I see this thread getting locked and deleted soon
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 07:09 PM
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Why does a Mexican eat Tamales for Christmas?



So they have something to unwrap.
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 07:09 PM
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omg someone's gonna get butt hurt h:
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 07:10 PM
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Why did God give Mexicans noses?





So they'll have something to pick in the winter.
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 07:10 PM
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How do you get a "black guy" to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it!
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 07:11 PM
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Why are black people good at basketball?



Because they can run, shoot, and steal.
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Old Nov 20, 2006 | 07:11 PM
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After the Richard's deal, this thread is actually making me feel better

What do you call a fat Chinese person?

A Chunk.
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