Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?






Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already across the border.

 

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Whats the most confusing day in Harlem?
... Fathers Day.



How do you prevent a black person from drowing?
... Take your foot off his head.


How do you blind an asian person?
... Dental floss.



How do you know an asian person was in your house?
... When your homework is done, your computer is fixed and they are still trying to back down your driveway.

 

A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and yells...
"Do what you black men do best!". The black guy grabs the TV and runs!

 

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
Batman can go out at night without Robbin!

 

Why are black people so tall???

















Because they're negros h:

oh snap :run:

 

What do you call a Korean walking a dog?



A vegetarian.

 

why does California have lots of earthquakes and Atlanta have lots of black people?



California got first pick.

 

What do you call a white man surrounded by twenty five indians?
You call him bartender!

 

How do you stop a black child from running around causing trouble?







Put velcro on the ceiling and stick them up there h:

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