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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 08:25 AM
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Why did the man take off his watch to grab a handful of jelly beans?
He was afraid the blacks would steal it!
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 08:39 AM
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Why didn't the car hesitate when it ran over the black guy???




Because he was crossing the street at night.
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by v6_accord_jerz
Why didn't the car hesitate when it ran over the black guy???




Because he was crossing the street at night.
dont get it...



Why did the black guy freak out when he had diarrhea ?

He thought he was melting

The melting cause it's hot thread Drew started reminded me of this one.
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Tark
dont get it...
Because he was so dark/black....he didn't see him. You ruined it.




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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by v6_accord_jerz
Because he was so dark/black....he didn't see him. You ruined it.




you can't ruined something that fucked from the begining h:
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 11:27 AM
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What is the Cuban National Anthem?

[spoiler=answer]Row, Row, Row your boat.[/spoiler]
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Tark
you can't ruined something that fucked from the begining h:
Like your english?




h:
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 05:14 PM
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ok you guy's got me started agian

Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner


Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?
The camels would get too tired!


Why did micheal jackson turn white?

so he can be gay too!


Why do white people have no ass?

becuase they sat on there ass while the black people did all the work
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by hitman619
ok you guy's got me started agian

Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner


Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?
The camels would get too tired!


Why did micheal jackson turn white?

so he can be gay too!


Why do white people have no ass?

becuase they sat on there ass while the black people did all the work
Good ones!!
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 06:34 PM
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saggin didn't impress me that much, I was too used to seeing ninjaz backwards after that NWA album.
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