ok you guy's got me started agian

Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner


Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?
The camels would get too tired!


Why did micheal jackson turn white?

so he can be gay too!


Why do white people have no ass?

becuase they sat on there ass while the black people did all the work