Why would the world have been a better place if Adam And Eve had been Chinese?
Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple!

 

What do you get if you cross a Jew and a Mexican?
A janitor who thinks he owns the building!

 

dude this thread rocks.

i was laughing out loud pretty good here at work, but eddie's 55mph made me cry. whats worse is that i work near three pretty domestic mexicans (think typical raiiderrzz fans aye) so holding in the laughter makes it worse

 

What does PONTIAC stand for?












Poor Old Niga Thinks It's A Cadillac










I'll probably get banned for using the N word. h:

 

FIAT

Fix It Again Tony

 

Q: There's an Asian, a Hispanic, and a Black riding in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop.

 

Q: How do you know when Chinese are moving into your neighborhood?
A: When the Mexicans start getting car insurance.





Q: What is the title of the newest Vietnamese cookbook?
A: 100 Ways to Cook Your Dog.

 

You'll probebly get warned and this thread will close because you used the "N" word when we were told not to. :slap:

 

Q: What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm?

A: A Pimp.


Q: What's big, long, and white?

A: I still don't know yet.

 

I gotta go drop the ninja's off at the pool.