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10-20-2006, 12:37 AM
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Jokes Here!!!!
Post a joke or 2 or 093284093824!!!! Go!!!!!!!!!!
I got a few, heres one:
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
>toys in her bedroom w hile grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
>"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
>heaven?"
>
>Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend I can sit in my bedroom
>and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
>the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
>
>Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
>adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
>she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
>The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,
>and there stood Grandma's minister.
>The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
>The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
>boyfriend.
>The minister fainted.
I got a few, heres one:
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
>toys in her bedroom w hile grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
>"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
>heaven?"
>
>Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend I can sit in my bedroom
>and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
>the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
>
>Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
>adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
>she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
>The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,
>and there stood Grandma's minister.
>The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
>The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
>boyfriend.
>The minister fainted.
10-20-2006, 01:05 AM
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Aging Gracefully..............
This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in
human kindness. Someone who teaches at a middle school in
Safety Harbor, Florida, forwarded the following letter. The
letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had
sponsored a luncheon for the elderly An old lady received a new
radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank
you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to
anyone you know who might need a lift today.
Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent
senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the
Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has
passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that
someon e is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to
an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and has always had her
own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me
listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her
radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces.
It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if
she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Edna
Okay, I'm done for now...
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This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in
human kindness. Someone who teaches at a middle school in
Safety Harbor, Florida, forwarded the following letter. The
letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had
sponsored a luncheon for the elderly An old lady received a new
radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank
you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to
anyone you know who might need a lift today.
Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent
senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the
Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has
passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that
someon e is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to
an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and has always had her
own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me
listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her
radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces.
It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if
she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Edna
Okay, I'm done for now...
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10-20-2006, 01:27 AM
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Aging Gracefully..............
This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in
human kindness. Someone who teaches at a middle school in
Safety Harbor, Florida, forwarded the following letter. The
letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had
sponsored a luncheon for the elderly An old lady received a new
radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank
you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to
anyone you know who might need a lift today.
Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent
senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the
Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has
passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that
someon e is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to
an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and has always had her
own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me
listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her
radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces.
It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if
she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Edna
Okay, I'm done for now...h:
This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in
human kindness. Someone who teaches at a middle school in
Safety Harbor, Florida, forwarded the following letter. The
letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had
sponsored a luncheon for the elderly An old lady received a new
radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank
you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to
anyone you know who might need a lift today.
Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent
senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the
Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has
passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that
someon e is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to
an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and has always had her
own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me
listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her
radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces.
It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if
she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Edna
Okay, I'm done for now...
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