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I got a few, heres one:
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
>toys in her bedroom w hile grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
>"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
>heaven?"
>
>Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend I can sit in my bedroom
>and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
>the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
>
>Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
>adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
>she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
>The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,
>and there stood Grandma's minister.
>The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
>The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
>boyfriend.
>The minister fainted.