are you actually going to fly planes?

 

are you gonna buy a pair of urr force onez?

 

4% of the Air Force are pilots, my chances of being able to fly are slim. I would need to be edumacated in some engineering field...I want to do something else though.

I thought about it, but then actually saw what they look like...gross.

 

hey.. thats all i wear :squint:

what do you want to do in the air force?

 

Signals Intelligence Analysis. However, at MEPS when you select your job, you are given a list of available jobs...so I may have to take something else....

 

Youd want to do something else???? DUUUUUDE. Fighter pilots get all the tang. Be a cook.

 

are you gonna come out in the tv commercials for them? like those army commercials...
"so what do you do in the army? fight and shoot guns and stuff?"
"nah. computers"
"computers? :|"
"yeah "

*change tv channel*

 

Enlisted don't fly until they go through OCS and get officer rank.

 

i have pains in my wrist. is it carpal tunnel.

additional background info: its not my fapping wrist.

 

More like...

guys: "Yo, LT, what's up?!?!!?!?!?! How's the Air Force?"
me: "It's good, real good. Have a house, a wife, and side whores in other countries"
guys: "You could've done that here right?"
me: "Nope." <staring blankly>
guys: "So...uh...what's your job?"
me: "I can't really tell you, it's classified"
guys: "Yo, we yo boys dawgggggggggggggggggg!"
me: "STFU you terrorists!" <draws gun, opens fire>