Originally Posted by
95SiR
are you gonna come out in the tv commercials for them? like those army commercials...
"so what do you do in the army? fight and shoot guns and stuff?"
"nah. computers"
"computers? :|"
"yeah
"
*change tv channel*
More like...
guys: "Yo, LT, what's up?!?!!?!?!?! How's the Air Force?"
me: "It's good, real good. Have a house, a wife, and side whores in other countries"
guys: "You could've done that here right?"
me: "Nope." <staring blankly>
guys: "So...uh...what's your job?"
me: "I can't really tell you, it's classified"
guys: "Yo, we yo boys dawgggggggggggggggggg!"
me: "STFU you terrorists!" <draws gun, opens fire>