Joke time
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From: Spokompton,WA
Joke time
This man is walking down the road and hears someone crying. He stops and looks over the fence and sees a woman without any arms or legs crying beside a pool. He asks "What's the problem?" she says "Well I've never been hugged before." Well this is a nice guy so he hops the fence and gives her a hug. Half an hour later he is going back to his car and hears her crying. He asks "Now what's wrong?" she says "I've been thinking and..I've never been kissed before". Well the guy thinks what's the harm in giving her a kiss to make her feel better? He hops the fence and gives her a kiss. At his car he finds that his keys are lost so he goes back to the girl and finds his keys there but he sees her crying again. "Now what's wrong" he asked She responds "I've never been fucked before" The guy picks her up and throws her into the pool and says "Now you're fucked real good."
h: It was funny back then.
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From: NoVA
here is a true story that happened last week:
my buddies were drunk and they were wandering around their neighborhood. They walk by this one house and they see a gnome on the front lawn. They began to talk to and give it some beer. They decided to steal to gnome and they put it in their trunk. They drive home and they put the gnome in the kid's closet and they continue to drink. They pass out later that night.
...they suddenly hear scratching noises coming from the closet door. The kid wakes up and opens the door. He's shocked to see a 5 year old kid, sitting in the corner of the room. The guys were still drunk so they decided to feed the kid with cheetos.
...drove the kid home later that day without revealing their names.
this is a true story.
my buddies were drunk and they were wandering around their neighborhood. They walk by this one house and they see a gnome on the front lawn. They began to talk to and give it some beer. They decided to steal to gnome and they put it in their trunk. They drive home and they put the gnome in the kid's closet and they continue to drink. They pass out later that night.
...they suddenly hear scratching noises coming from the closet door. The kid wakes up and opens the door. He's shocked to see a 5 year old kid, sitting in the corner of the room. The guys were still drunk so they decided to feed the kid with cheetos.
...drove the kid home later that day without revealing their names.
this is a true story.
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From: Anaheim, CA
here is a true story that happened last week:
my buddies were drunk and they were wandering around their neighborhood. They walk by this one house and they see a gnome on the front lawn. They began to talk to and give it some beer. They decided to steal to gnome and they put it in their trunk. They drive home and they put the gnome in the kid's closet and they continue to drink. They pass out later that night.
...they suddenly hear scratching noises coming from the closet door. The kid wakes up and opens the door. He's shocked to see a 5 year old kid, sitting in the corner of the room. The guys were still drunk so they decided to feed the kid with cheetos.
...drove the kid home later that day without revealing their names.
this is a true story.
my buddies were drunk and they were wandering around their neighborhood. They walk by this one house and they see a gnome on the front lawn. They began to talk to and give it some beer. They decided to steal to gnome and they put it in their trunk. They drive home and they put the gnome in the kid's closet and they continue to drink. They pass out later that night.
...they suddenly hear scratching noises coming from the closet door. The kid wakes up and opens the door. He's shocked to see a 5 year old kid, sitting in the corner of the room. The guys were still drunk so they decided to feed the kid with cheetos.
...drove the kid home later that day without revealing their names.
this is a true story.
what's their names... reward from the popos?