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From: Syracuse, NY... again.
here is a true story that happened last week:
my buddies were drunk and they were wandering around their neighborhood. They walk by this one house and they see a gnome on the front lawn. They began to talk to and give it some beer. They decided to steal to gnome and they put it in their trunk. They drive home and they put the gnome in the kid's closet and they continue to drink. They pass out later that night.
...they suddenly hear scratching noises coming from the closet door. The kid wakes up and opens the door. He's shocked to see a 5 year old kid, sitting in the corner of the room. The guys were still drunk so they decided to feed the kid with cheetos.
...drove the kid home later that day without revealing their names.
this is a true story.
my buddies were drunk and they were wandering around their neighborhood. They walk by this one house and they see a gnome on the front lawn. They began to talk to and give it some beer. They decided to steal to gnome and they put it in their trunk. They drive home and they put the gnome in the kid's closet and they continue to drink. They pass out later that night.
...they suddenly hear scratching noises coming from the closet door. The kid wakes up and opens the door. He's shocked to see a 5 year old kid, sitting in the corner of the room. The guys were still drunk so they decided to feed the kid with cheetos.
...drove the kid home later that day without revealing their names.
this is a true story.
Holy crap! HAHAHAHA... they stole a kid thinking it was a garden gnome?@!
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From: Diego
here is a true story that happened last week:
my buddies were drunk and they were wandering around their neighborhood. They walk by this one house and they see a gnome on the front lawn. They began to talk to and give it some beer. They decided to steal to gnome and they put it in their trunk. They drive home and they put the gnome in the kid's closet and they continue to drink. They pass out later that night.
...they suddenly hear scratching noises coming from the closet door. The kid wakes up and opens the door. He's shocked to see a 5 year old kid, sitting in the corner of the room. The guys were still drunk so they decided to feed the kid with cheetos.
...drove the kid home later that day without revealing their names.
this is a true story.
my buddies were drunk and they were wandering around their neighborhood. They walk by this one house and they see a gnome on the front lawn. They began to talk to and give it some beer. They decided to steal to gnome and they put it in their trunk. They drive home and they put the gnome in the kid's closet and they continue to drink. They pass out later that night.
...they suddenly hear scratching noises coming from the closet door. The kid wakes up and opens the door. He's shocked to see a 5 year old kid, sitting in the corner of the room. The guys were still drunk so they decided to feed the kid with cheetos.
...drove the kid home later that day without revealing their names.
this is a true story.
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From: Twixt Hell/Ann Arbor MI
What was a five year old doing outside unattended at whatever hour these guys supposedly kidnapped the five year old? Sounds like BS to me.
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...
