so it was the last day and my roommates and I were moving out and our neighbor pops in askin if we are throwin away this table. We were so I helped him carry it to his house. While I am there we are shootin the shit about his turbo'd 914 when all the sudden he busts out this "Yeah back when I was married I used to have to take my girlfriend to the best western. I was fuckin the shit out of her and broke the bed...then she asked me if I wanted her to pee on me...and I was like no thats gross, I will only do that in the shower"

WTF kind of first time meeting is that....I am so glad I didnt know he was an uber fucking creap ball.

 

Interesting.

 

I would've pee'd on her. :hsugh:

 

lol
thats fugging gross h:

 

Wow. Seems the most random people have a lil R. Kelly in them.

 

Poop on you.

 

Good thing he didn't bust out the doo-doo butter.

 

theres nothing wrong with golden showers. it's a perfectly normal part of sex :dunno:

 

You've been fucking with some weird people h:

 

just make sure you're outside or in the bathroom.