so it was the last day and my roommates and I were moving out and our neighbor pops in askin if we are throwin away this table. We were so I helped him carry it to his house. While I am there we are shootin the shit about his turbo'd 914 when all the sudden he busts out this "Yeah back when I was married I used to have to take my girlfriend to the best western. I was fuckin the shit out of her and broke the bed...then she asked me if I wanted her to pee on me...and I was like no thats gross, I will only do that in the shower"

WTF kind of first time meeting is that....I am so glad I didnt know he was an uber fucking creap ball.