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1.penn goggles
After much time spent holed up in the University of Pennsylvania, the inability to tell the difference between Brad Pitt and Brad "I rather resemble a huge piece of" Shitt. Typical outcomes usually range from self-induced blindness to denial to, in the worst-case scenario, complete aversion of the opposite sex or resorting to partners such as the homeless man who paces in front of Wawa or the ladies who so meticulously swipe cards at Commons.
Sometimes, even penn goggles aren't strong enough to make the average student at Penn look attractive. Most times, however:
(friend from home, looking at pictures)
Friend: Ew, how'd this girl get in the picture with you. She should've lost major points on her SAT for ugliness.
Penn guy: Yeah, that's, uh.. my girlfriend.
Friend: Oh, wow. Do you need your perscription checked on your glasses buddy?
Penn guy: No, I actually don't wear glasses, I'm just wearing penn goggles.
After much time spent holed up in the University of Pennsylvania, the inability to tell the difference between Brad Pitt and Brad "I rather resemble a huge piece of" Shitt. Typical outcomes usually range from self-induced blindness to denial to, in the worst-case scenario, complete aversion of the opposite sex or resorting to partners such as the homeless man who paces in front of Wawa or the ladies who so meticulously swipe cards at Commons.
Sometimes, even penn goggles aren't strong enough to make the average student at Penn look attractive. Most times, however:
(friend from home, looking at pictures)
Friend: Ew, how'd this girl get in the picture with you. She should've lost major points on her SAT for ugliness.
Penn guy: Yeah, that's, uh.. my girlfriend.
Friend: Oh, wow. Do you need your perscription checked on your glasses buddy?
Penn guy: No, I actually don't wear glasses, I'm just wearing penn goggles.
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OMG!!!!
lawrence
8 up, 6 down
Used to refer to something or someone that is especially gay. Named after the landmark Supreme Court case Lawrence v Texas (2003) which made the prohibition of homosexual sodomy illegal.
I got a calc test tomorrow, man that shit is so lawrence
1: I can't decide whether to wear my capris or leather pants
2: Aight lawrence
You can find alot of han'ers names on there
Boogers1 up, 4 downderogatory term for sexually confused human being. derived from a fictional character in the wombles known as Uncle Bulgaria
"my word thats a bit of a boogers.i wonder whats down its pants."
lawrence
8 up, 6 downUsed to refer to something or someone that is especially gay. Named after the landmark Supreme Court case Lawrence v Texas (2003) which made the prohibition of homosexual sodomy illegal.I got a calc test tomorrow, man that shit is so lawrence
1: I can't decide whether to wear my capris or leather pants
2: Aight lawrence
You can find alot of han'ers names on there
Boogers
1 up, 4 downderogatory term for sexually confused human being. derived from a fictional character in the wombles known as Uncle Bulgaria"my word thats a bit of a boogers.i wonder whats down its pants."
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lawrence8 up, 6 downUsed to refer to something or someone that is especially gay. Named after the landmark Supreme Court case Lawrence v Texas (2003) which made the prohibition of homosexual sodomy illegal.
I got a calc test tomorrow, man that shit is so lawrence
1: I can't decide whether to wear my capris or leather pants
2: Aight lawrence
lawrence
8 up, 6 downUsed to refer to something or someone that is especially gay. Named after the landmark Supreme Court case Lawrence v Texas (2003) which made the prohibition of homosexual sodomy illegal.I got a calc test tomorrow, man that shit is so lawrence
1: I can't decide whether to wear my capris or leather pants
2: Aight lawrence
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4.Pennsyltucky17 up, 15 downA state in which it is considered 'gauche' to marry outside your immediate family. You are required to own at least two off-road vehicles and if you have a firm grasp of the English language you are considered a homosexual. Non-whites are severely frowned upon as are people with their own identity, thoughts and more than three books in their home...unless those books include Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." or "Guns and Ammo" or any book pertaining to incestuous relationship with your daughter. This state is known for it's infamously archaic infratstructure, most notably it's highways and byways. It's chief exports include 'Yeungleung' beer, coal and tarts with floppy breasts and flabby white legs who dance in G0-GO bars in NY and NJ and who compete visciously with the Russian and Brazilian girls for that 'almighty dollar'. One final note on 'Pennsyltucky': it might be said that the mullet is alive and well in this godforsaken state.
I went to Pennsyltucky this weekend to play a little golf and nearly got ran off the road by some mullet wearing neanderthal and his sister/wife.
17 up, 15 downA state in which it is considered 'gauche' to marry outside your immediate family. You are required to own at least two off-road vehicles and if you have a firm grasp of the English language you are considered a homosexual. Non-whites are severely frowned upon as are people with their own identity, thoughts and more than three books in their home...unless those books include Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." or "Guns and Ammo" or any book pertaining to incestuous relationship with your daughter. This state is known for it's infamously archaic infratstructure, most notably it's highways and byways. It's chief exports include 'Yeungleung' beer, coal and tarts with floppy breasts and flabby white legs who dance in G0-GO bars in NY and NJ and who compete visciously with the Russian and Brazilian girls for that 'almighty dollar'. One final note on 'Pennsyltucky': it might be said that the mullet is alive and well in this godforsaken state. I went to Pennsyltucky this weekend to play a little golf and nearly got ran off the road by some mullet wearing neanderthal and his sister/wife.
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8.AF
A retard student, annoying as fuck and follows you everywhere. Thinks hes a true rocker but he is just a poser. Anything and everything that spews out his mouth is bullshit. It\'s like his mouth is an overflowing toilet after a fat man finished shitting.
#1: AF get away from me
AF: where u goin dudeeeee??
#1: fuck off yo
AF: did u know i got an ps5 im that damn cool dude
#1: get t he fuck away bitch
A retard student, annoying as fuck and follows you everywhere. Thinks hes a true rocker but he is just a poser. Anything and everything that spews out his mouth is bullshit. It\'s like his mouth is an overflowing toilet after a fat man finished shitting.
#1: AF get away from me
AF: where u goin dudeeeee??
#1: fuck off yo
AF: did u know i got an ps5 im that damn cool dude
#1: get t he fuck away bitch
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LT
(noun) short for "long throat". name given to the one female who comes around that decides to blow the neighborhood....and their mothers.
"did you hear about LT? first quarter here she went down on 15 guys"
or
"Need a blow job? Find LT"
(noun) short for "long throat". name given to the one female who comes around that decides to blow the neighborhood....and their mothers.
"did you hear about LT? first quarter here she went down on 15 guys"
or
"Need a blow job? Find LT"
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LOL!!
33.philadelphia
i am from North Carolina. Last year i went to philly to see my fave team the panthers play for to championship against the eagles. as soon as i got there, i was being cursed at and made fun of. After the game end and the panthers won, i was the awfully harassed by a mob of people saying i suck, then i was scared so i ran away. I then ended up in some digusting housing project. I was then confronted by a group of teenage African Amercans. I told them i was from n. carolina and i needed help because people were chasing me. They then started getting in my face a and calling me a bitchass cracker. I tried to turn around to leave and one punched me in the back of my head. I fell down as was kicked and punched numerous times. they the took my wallet out of my pocket and stole my gold neckless my mom gave me. The next thing i remember i was in a hospital. Going to Philly was the worse thing that ever happend to me.
Philadelphia was mean to me just cause i like a different sports team.
33.philadelphia
i am from North Carolina. Last year i went to philly to see my fave team the panthers play for to championship against the eagles. as soon as i got there, i was being cursed at and made fun of. After the game end and the panthers won, i was the awfully harassed by a mob of people saying i suck, then i was scared so i ran away. I then ended up in some digusting housing project. I was then confronted by a group of teenage African Amercans. I told them i was from n. carolina and i needed help because people were chasing me. They then started getting in my face a and calling me a bitchass cracker. I tried to turn around to leave and one punched me in the back of my head. I fell down as was kicked and punched numerous times. they the took my wallet out of my pocket and stole my gold neckless my mom gave me. The next thing i remember i was in a hospital. Going to Philly was the worse thing that ever happend to me.
Philadelphia was mean to me just cause i like a different sports team.