So uhh, i'm driving to work tonight, and i'm doing the usual 60mph (close to topped out in the hatch h: ), when i notice this red EK civic tailing me.
So i get over and speed up just a little bit, and he gets up beside me.
I look over and notice that every piece of his god awful body kit has a huge crack in it. Just then, he downshifts and hits second...

BRAAAAAHHhhhh *pop* *pop*...brrrAAAAHHHH.

I'm laughing, so i try to catch up, and he won't even look over at me. I go by him with all my FURRRYY.

So at the next light, he swerves over to the left hand turning lane, and I see him laughing at my car.

I then roll my window down and yell..."You do realize this car has a whoppin 78hp stock, right?"

him: *turns down his sweet system* "What?"
me: "Yah, you realize this car has 78hp right?"
him: *dumbfounded look*..."Why you try to race me then?"
me: "I didn't, faggot."

He just sits there, then he gets the green arrow and he takes off and gives me the finger.

The end.

 

Hahahahahaha awesome

 

I woulda grabbed the brick from under my seat and tossed it in his windshield then drove off laughing

 

That was a nice novel.

 

I seriously wish I had one.
I'm sure i'll see his dumb ass driving around my neighborhood again.

 

Good schtuff.

 

So I'm geussing your car isn't jdm enough.

 

:rofl: hilarious

 

I allways used to get run up on by Neons with quad exhaust when I lived in FL. There a couple "special" cars here in Asheville. Ill take some pictures, it's worth seeing. I can see why domestic guys make fun of us, it's because of the lime green civics they allways see.

 

Florida is fucking awful for ricers. It's going to be some easy pickings.