So uhh, i'm driving to work tonight, and i'm doing the usual 60mph (close to topped out in the hatch h: ), when i notice this red EK civic tailing me.
So i get over and speed up just a little bit, and he gets up beside me.
I look over and notice that every piece of his god awful body kit has a huge crack in it. Just then, he downshifts and hits second...

BRAAAAAHHhhhh *pop* *pop*...brrrAAAAHHHH.

I'm laughing, so i try to catch up, and he won't even look over at me. I go by him with all my FURRRYY.

So at the next light, he swerves over to the left hand turning lane, and I see him laughing at my car.

I then roll my window down and yell..."You do realize this car has a whoppin 78hp stock, right?"

him: *turns down his sweet system* "What?"
me: "Yah, you realize this car has 78hp right?"
him: *dumbfounded look*..."Why you try to race me then?"
me: "I didn't, faggot."

He just sits there, then he gets the green arrow and he takes off and gives me the finger.

The end.