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Old Jun 21, 2006 | 07:07 PM
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Default Dear Target,

Thank you for offering your brand of Listerine White. It has sincerely been the best/worst $2.79 I have spent.

It has made my teeth slick. Like Blackfire premium paint sealant slick. I'm not sure if this is a good thing, but they're slickery slick.

It has also made my gums peel a little. This is no big deal as long as my teeth are white I can deal without gums.

It has diminished my sense of taste. Again, not a big deal.

As long as I have white teeth it's all worth it.

Sincerely,
Corey
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Old Jun 21, 2006 | 07:08 PM
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Hahaha, souds like a success to me. :thumbup:
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Old Jun 21, 2006 | 07:10 PM
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owned
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Old Jun 21, 2006 | 07:15 PM
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Dear Target...
Thanks for providing a great shopping atmosphere for dozens of hot chicks I want to bang everytime I'm in your store.

Randy


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Old Jun 21, 2006 | 07:16 PM
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i had zoom bleaching done ftw

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Old Jun 21, 2006 | 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Samson
i had zoom bleaching done ftw

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Is it expensive? I've been using crest white strips, and for $20/box, im not impressed. :no:
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Old Jun 21, 2006 | 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by zma21
Is it expensive? I've been using crest white strips, and for $20/box, im not impressed. :no:
it was like $400 .. and i have a retouch kit h:
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Old Jun 21, 2006 | 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Samson
it was like $400 .. and i have a retouch kit h:
Sca-REW that! :eek4:
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Old Jun 21, 2006 | 07:25 PM
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I use baking soda. Cleared up smoking and coffee stains after using it twice.
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Old Jun 21, 2006 | 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by zma21
Sca-REW that! :eek4:
i cant complain.. i didnt pay for it :wiggle:
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