Dear Target,
Thank you for offering your brand of Listerine White. It has sincerely been the best/worst $2.79 I have spent.
It has made my teeth slick. Like Blackfire premium paint sealant slick. I'm not sure if this is a good thing, but they're slickery slick.
It has also made my gums peel a little. This is no big deal as long as my teeth are white I can deal without gums.
It has diminished my sense of taste. Again, not a big deal.
As long as I have white teeth it's all worth it.
Sincerely,
Corey