Just wondering, when they go to pump the septic tank, are they able to see if there are any condoms in there since they aren't biodegradable? I know that technically you shouldn't flush condoms, but instead throw them away, but every once in a while I still do. As of right now, my dad is digging up the septic tank to put risers in. When he opens it, what do you think he'd find?

 

Does he plan on sifting through the shit? I don't think he plans on playing in it, so you should be ok.
What are you, 14? Don't sweat it.

 

:lmfao:

You are soo busted

 

awwwww... shit

 

just pretend you use them to wack off... cause you dont want your baby batter to get all over the place and be all messy and shit. h:

 

Well, I'm 18, and my dad wouldn't give a shit, it's my mom who would be "dissapointed", especially since they think that my girlfriend is a church girl.

 

Break it to her gently...
"Mom, my girlfriend is a whore."

She'll understand.

 

HAHAHAHA oh man. you're hilarious.

 

Haha seriously.


Would your pop really bring it up? I found some used condoms while digging through the shit and piss today son... we need to talk.

 

It isn't nice to talk about your gf like that :hsugh:
He'll just be proud to the fact that he knows his son isn't gay