I've been looking for one of those squeezable stress relief heads, the kind where the eyes bulge out when you squeeze it or something similar. I can't find the damn thing, and so far I've been to Target, Wal-Mart, Spencer's Gifts, and Office Depot.

Anybody know where I can find one of these damn things, preferably by Thursday morning? It's the boss's birthday, and she's been getting angry recently...

 

666

 

That's probably true, but I don't think that will help me out in my quest to get promoted. :dunno:

 

get her a dildo, what girl dosent like a good didlo :hsdunno:

 

the cock.

 

I probably should have known not to mention that my boss is a "she"...