I've been looking for one of those squeezable stress relief heads, the kind where the eyes bulge out when you squeeze it or something similar. I can't find the damn thing, and so far I've been to Target, Wal-Mart, Spencer's Gifts, and Office Depot.

Anybody know where I can find one of these damn things, preferably by Thursday morning? It's the boss's birthday, and she's been getting angry recently...