How do you think you are going to die?


My prediction is on a toilet...

 

Changing a light bulb I slip and fall and while falling the light cord wraps around my neck and tightens. The cord is not strong enough to suspend my weight so I come crashing to the ground where I fall unconcious as the tight cord strangles me causing my eyes to bug out. In my last moments I expel all wastes from my bowels and a week later I am found after having sat in a 90 degree room causing my body to be a slightly mushy consistency and the coroner has to scoop me up with a snow shovel to get me into the body bag.

 

That was grossly detailed.
Thank you.

 

Sad thing is I have seen it happen and used the shovel to scoop up bodies and parts thereof...pretty sick stuff.

 

The doctors going to tell me that I have only a few days to live. So Im gonna fuck 30 prostitutes and then OD on X. Thats the only way I'll do drugs.

 

Are you shitting me? :barf:

 

They send in the SWAT team to take me out.

 

:driving: driving

 

I have friends who work for mortuaries and I have gone on calls with them a few times...yeah it kinda gets to ya the first few times.

 

You are one fucked up individual. :eek5r: