Changing a light bulb I slip and fall and while falling the light cord wraps around my neck and tightens. The cord is not strong enough to suspend my weight so I come crashing to the ground where I fall unconcious as the tight cord strangles me causing my eyes to bug out. In my last moments I expel all wastes from my bowels and a week later I am found after having sat in a 90 degree room causing my body to be a slightly mushy consistency and the coroner has to scoop me up with a snow shovel to get me into the body bag.