I came across several different people on Sunday while doing errands and random tasks. Based on appearance alone, I've determined that they are indeed, douche bags.

Douche bag #1: Male . 17/18
He layered 2 polo shirts (one solid colored & one striped), popped both collars, and cocked his trucker hat to the side. Popped collar issue aside, who the hell layers 2 polos?


Douche bag #2: Male . mid 30's to early 40's.
He was riding a 10 speed bike for a quick workout. Nothing wrong with that, right? The only thing is ... he was dressed like Lance Armstrong. (Spandex suit, "Team Discovery" logos on every inch of the outfit, & an aerodynamic helmet) Can you get any more douchey than that?


Douche bag #3: Male . mid 30's
He stepped out of his 1999 BMW 323 (the one that looks like it has a chopped trunk) wearing a BMW jacket (wool body, leather arms), BMW cap, with a BMW fanny pack.

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Douche bag #3 by far. Although if you want to make him completely douchbaggery, combine douchebag #1 and #3 and make him vote Republican.

 

#1 with #3 in close 2nd place and #3 not too far behind him....

one thing i love about chicago area, bike riders roll right down the middle of the lane as if they're a car. nevermind that they only go like 15 mph

 

:madr:

don't get me started with that.

1. they roll with traffic
2. while rolling with traffic, they never follow street signs (stops & yeilds)

 

i went for the lance armstrong guy. its pretty bad to pretend you're lance armstrong

 

Do you think he had a LiveStrong bracelet on? :run:

 

I like my old 325i but you'll never see me dressed in BMW gear....or Honda, Acura or some other car gear for that matter. Although I do have an old HAnet tee shirt.

 

I actually use to work with a guy who dressed like lance....but then again...when you ride a bike 15 miles back and forth to work...i'll want to be as cool as possible as well

 

#1 by far.

 

I have an M3 shirt, does that make me a douchebag?