I came across several different people on Sunday while doing errands and random tasks. Based on appearance alone, I've determined that they are indeed, douche bags.

Douche bag #1: Male . 17/18
He layered 2 polo shirts (one solid colored & one striped), popped both collars, and cocked his trucker hat to the side. Popped collar issue aside, who the hell layers 2 polos?


Douche bag #2: Male . mid 30's to early 40's.
He was riding a 10 speed bike for a quick workout. Nothing wrong with that, right? The only thing is ... he was dressed like Lance Armstrong. (Spandex suit, "Team Discovery" logos on every inch of the outfit, & an aerodynamic helmet) Can you get any more douchey than that?


Douche bag #3: Male . mid 30's
He stepped out of his 1999 BMW 323 (the one that looks like it has a chopped trunk) wearing a BMW jacket (wool body, leather arms), BMW cap, with a BMW fanny pack.

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