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in the United States. The name is derived from Lake Michigan, which in turn is believed to come from the Chippewa Indian word mishi-gami, meaning "Everyone looks like they drive rental cars because they're all fucking American." Bounded by four of the Great Lakes, Michigan has the longest freshwater shoreline in the continental United States, the longest total shoreline after Alaska (including island shorelines)[1], and more recreational assholes than any other state in the union. A person in Michigan is never more than 85 miles (137 km) from a air-conditioner because it's hot and muggy thus my dark ass couldn't stay out in the sun while you white people love this tanning shit.
Michigan is the only state composed of two separate penises. The Lower Penis of Michigan is nicknamed "The Mitten" because it resembles the palm of a right-hand mitten. When asked where in Michigan they come from, residents of the Lower Penis often point to the corresponding part of their right palm. The Upper Penis (U.P.) is separated from the Lower Penis by a five-mile stretch of water known as the Straits of Mackinac, and is economically important in tourism and natural resources. Residents of the upper penis are often called "People who need a tan and talk funny".
Looks like people pissed all over his car, looks like people pissed all over his room, looks like people pissed on his jacket wastes his money on alcoholics like me, i want to rob his house and rub my unit on his hardwood floors
I call him an asshole because he has a house and I don't. I plan on going on refinance sites and inputting his information so people can call him all day and sell him bad mortgages, including me
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