Go out with some eyeshadow on on all four legs and stand right next to it. Don't make eye contact though.

 

haha racoons cant rationalize that it might be warmer inside the dumpster.

it smelled foul, he climbed up in there hopin to feast but you guys had already cleaned out, he got pissed off and when he tried to climb out like a kid climbing up the slide, he fell and hit his head. he is sleeping cuz he has a concussion.

 

Yeah, it probably wouldn't have a chance in hell of getting out without the ladder. A few years ago an opossum got stuck in one of our trashcans. I was watching it for like 3 hours, but it kept making a coughing noise so my mom freaked because she thought it was rabies so animal control came and put it in a sack then put it in a cage. They probably destroyed it

 

dont feel bad, possums are pretty useless animals anyway. you cant eat em and nobody wants their fur.

 

Why can't you eat them? I want to prove this theory incorrect.

 

sock it in the face.

 

i guess you could but i have to believe there is a reason that people generally dont....

 

I'll eat one anyway. I assume I'm going to have to kill one. I'll let you guys know.

 

they're easy cuz if you corner em, unlike other wild animals who would fight, they pretend they're dead. also, they are frozen in headlights so you can thump it and just scoop it off the pavement h:

 

this might help you, once you've killed the possom of your choice:

http://bertc.com/possum.htm