Holy Shit...I went to go take out the trash and theres a huge ass Coon straight chillin in the corner asleep..What should i do? If i wake it up it might get angry and bite me...thats rabies..I cant empty the trash because i dont wanna wake it up..What should i do?

 

Spray it with a hose

 

shoot that motherfucker!!!

 

Im at work..so no hose or gun...I have a broom thats about it.

 

Ignore it. Raccoons are freaking everywhere in this town. They wont bite you unless you like try to touch them or something.

 

kick the trash can and run like hell and go back in about 15 minutes and it should be gone......

 

:dunno: Throw a stapler in the garbage can?

 

why the hell are you people afraid of raccoons? Was it Harold and Kumar that did it?

 

Its either sleepin or hurt or something..cause i could see that it was breathing..i slammed the top of the dumpster hard as hell and it didnt do anything..im gonna go kick it and see what happens.

 

Rabies