When you were little
every time my dad left the house, i would ask him where are you going??
his response would be (im going to see a man buy the dog):wtf:
one day he went to see the man, and this stupid dog and never came home.....
his response would be (im going to see a man buy the dog):wtf:
one day he went to see the man, and this stupid dog and never came home.....
Originally Posted by hitman619
every time my dad left the house, i would ask him where are you going??
his response would be (im going to see a man buy the dog):wtf:
one day he went to see the man, and this stupid dog and never came home.....
his response would be (im going to see a man buy the dog):wtf:
one day he went to see the man, and this stupid dog and never came home.....

my mom had a good one that I still occationally use to this day:
"better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"
Can be used when you comment on something good or somthing bad. I.E. "I got a D on my test, but its better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick." or "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO, thats better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!"
"better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"
Can be used when you comment on something good or somthing bad. I.E. "I got a D on my test, but its better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick." or "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO, thats better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!"
Originally Posted by hitman619
every time my dad left the house, i would ask him where are you going??
his response would be (im going to see a man buy the dog):wtf:
one day he went to see the man, and this stupid dog and never came home.....
his response would be (im going to see a man buy the dog):wtf:
one day he went to see the man, and this stupid dog and never came home.....

Originally Posted by Joe_Hard
whaaaaaaat?
Originally Posted by AF
That is one fucked up and confusing story.
Originally Posted by ED9man
seriously :rofl:



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