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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 01:11 PM
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my mom would cook me breakfast on Saturday mornings ...

"becareful what you eat, high cholesterol is bad for you ... how do you want your eggs?"

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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 01:11 PM
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My mom used to say "I'll kill you, you sonuvabitch."
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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 01:16 PM
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every time my dad left the house, i would ask him where are you going??
his response would be (im going to see a man buy the dog):wtf:
one day he went to see the man, and this stupid dog and never came home.....
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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by hitman619
every time my dad left the house, i would ask him where are you going??
his response would be (im going to see a man buy the dog):wtf:
one day he went to see the man, and this stupid dog and never came home.....
That is one fucked up and confusing story.
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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 01:22 PM
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my mom had a good one that I still occationally use to this day:

"better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"

Can be used when you comment on something good or somthing bad. I.E. "I got a D on my test, but its better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick." or "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO, thats better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!"
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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by AF
That is one fucked up and confusing story.
seriously :rofl:
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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by hitman619
every time my dad left the house, i would ask him where are you going??
his response would be (im going to see a man buy the dog):wtf:
one day he went to see the man, and this stupid dog and never came home.....
whaaaaaaat?
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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 05:50 PM
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If I was playing around dangerously "If you fall down and get hurt, I'm gonna kill you"
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Old Mar 22, 2006 | 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe_Hard
whaaaaaaat?
Originally Posted by AF
That is one fucked up and confusing story.
Originally Posted by ED9man
seriously :rofl:
hey! that's what the dunb azz use to tell me:hsdunno:
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 02:33 PM
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Mom - "Six one way half a dozen the other"

Me - "Where ya goin"
Mom - "Crazy wanna join me"

Dad - "Spare the rod spoils the kid" Then I would recieve a good ole ass beating!h:
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