So yesterday around 10AM, my friend Brian gets a call from my buddy's wife.

"I just hit a parked car. It's not bad, can you find me an MDX front bumper?"

"Have you told Scott? And if it's not bad you shouldn't need a whole bumper."

"Not yet. I'm going to call him right now."

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Four hours pass. Scott comes into my friend Brian's shop.
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Brian: "I found you an MDX front bumper."
Scott: "What?"
Brian: "Um, fuck shit?"

So Scott calls his wife Tiffany and is like, all worried. She's like "It's not bad at all really, I barely nicked the car."

So she comes to the shop to have Scott look at it. The entire bumper has two tow hook marks punched into the front bumper, dented fender, dented hood, broken headlamp :rofl:

"You JUST tapped it!?"

"Yeah, like 5mph. But there was no damage to the other car's paint, it was just dented a little on the bumper, but it'll pop out. So I left."

hooooooooollllly shit :rofl:

 

Nice. :rofl:

Wait.

If she backed into a parked car, why is her front end smashed up?

 

women = no brains

 

Eh I told the story wrong then :chuckles: She hit something. I should have typed "hit a parked car." Edited. h:

 

cuz the story is made up.. :shhh: :reechy:

 

Yes, I bettered myself in many ways by telling you this made up fairytale.

 

ooooh boy :chuckles:

 

sounds like my sister's, sister in law. she hit a parked car while she was drunk and her bumper was stuck on to the other car's bumper. she did the deny and minimize.. her perception of the cars damage and what they actually looked like were not even close.

 

Women should not drive, ever!

 

Yeah, my sisters scares the crap out of me.... and they drive Accords!