So yesterday around 10AM, my friend Brian gets a call from my buddy's wife.

"I just hit a parked car. It's not bad, can you find me an MDX front bumper?"

"Have you told Scott? And if it's not bad you shouldn't need a whole bumper."

"Not yet. I'm going to call him right now."

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Four hours pass. Scott comes into my friend Brian's shop.
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Brian: "I found you an MDX front bumper."
Scott: "What?"
Brian: "Um, fuck shit?"

So Scott calls his wife Tiffany and is like, all worried. She's like "It's not bad at all really, I barely nicked the car."

So she comes to the shop to have Scott look at it. The entire bumper has two tow hook marks punched into the front bumper, dented fender, dented hood, broken headlamp :rofl:

"You JUST tapped it!?"

"Yeah, like 5mph. But there was no damage to the other car's paint, it was just dented a little on the bumper, but it'll pop out. So I left."

hooooooooollllly shit :rofl: