My roommate took the entire box of cereal to work with her

So I'm having chocolate chip cookies and milk :hs:

 

spill something

 

Short sheet her bed.

 

no?

 

HAHA that bitch did that to me while I was gone for a week.

Have to think of something better for jacking the cereal

 

Look around for her "personal items"

 

my coworker went next door to the cafeteria to get a breakfast burrito and i asked her to get me one with sausage, potato, and green onion
it came back sausage, tomato, and green onion

 

cram it in the pie hole you big baby. :reechy:

 

Wait till its her time of month then drop all her tampons and shit into the full tub, then go for a drive for a few hours?

Or pour powdered milk into her bed. When she sweats at night(turn up the thermostat for better results) her pores will open up and absorb the milk. After a few days the milk will rot in her pores.

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

hahahah